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mass blast

when you mississippi handbag and right as you nut your foreskin blows off and hits your partner in the face while your semen practically glues it to their face.
charlotte didnt believe me when i said my foreskin was loose so i mass blasted her and laughed when she cried
by darkonefucker42342 January 10, 2019
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Bro-Blast

A Bro-Blast is where one loves their bro so much that they give them a massive hug from behind, to exert their masculinity and thrust their bro love into their buddies unsuspecting backside.
I love Kyle bro, earlier, dude Bro-Blasted me so hard i swear i couldnt walk for an hour or two. Guy is one chill bro.
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Dingleberry blast

dingleberry blast was created in mid September, 2022. It was originally made from a bunch of different drinks being poured together. Currently the dingleberry blast co. Has made a variety of flavors such as
- original flavor
- princess flavor
- Smurf flavor
- mickel flavor (limited edition)
And even are working on more.
Upcoming flavors will be..
- grandma flavor
- seagull flavor
- piss flavor
- mother’s milk flavor
- holiday flavors (only around for the specific holiday)
Etc.
Ronnie mcnutt: oh goodie! The new flavor of dingleberry blast is coming out tomorrow!!
Walter w.: Zow! I can’t wait to taste the freshness of that sweet sweet blast!!!
by Mia mole November 21, 2022
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Blast Liquid

To shit a watery, diharrea like substance.
Im bout to blast liquid up in your toilet g!
by IsemanAZ August 19, 2008
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rectum blast

When you blow your load inside an anal canal and it then gets farted out.
Obama sure could use a rectum blast from Trump.
by Alaska51 April 25, 2016
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Urban Blast

When a person tries to innocently check Urban Dictionary to get a laugh when the only thing their able to find is repeated posts about "popular and/or hot celebrities" that teenage girls post.
Bro, I tried to study Urban Dictionary last night, but I got Urban Blastedoff the site.
by Hart07 August 24, 2014
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Titty Blasted

by kumquatcummies May 9, 2020
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