The 'Vampire's Assistant'

just like 'Twilight', its an insult to all vampires and films. basically its about a kid who wants to have more than just a normal life, so decides to go with his friend to this circus full dumbfucks and duechebags who say the most dumbest shit and do the most stupid-ass things. so they meet a guy named 'cirque du freak' (or 'cirque du fuck') who's secretly a vampire, and wants someone to aid him in the war against humans. so to sum it up, the characters are gay, the plot is horrible, and the film is peice of shit that should've never been made! it should be titled 'vampire's ASSistant'!

dracula vs. cirque du freak...

cirque du freak: OMG! my film was so good! i'm so happy i hug myself!

dracula: fuck you! the 'vampire's assistant' sucked ass! get the fuck outta here you fag!!

by AMERICANBANK$TA November 3, 2009

assman

A guy who is... to say, an asshole. Yet he is not your ordinary asshole. He actually has the potential to be a decent guy. He just throws it all away on sex, drugs, horniness, ect. He also seems so find pleasure in breaking hearts.

Pif is an assman because he jerks off to old ladies.

Alex is an assman because Cheri said so.

by xlosergrrlx June 5, 2003

assassination

1. an alcholic beverage that tase like cinnamon

2.what happens to you are your family if you cross "iceman"

3. the act of having sex with a breezy and hittin it hard enough so she has problems walking straight

1. you ask the bartender for an assassination

2. yo i got the video of iceman's assassination of ol' boy lastnight at the club

3. if you go home with a member of Hotsuey they'll put an assassination on that ass

by Shawndarius April 10, 2005

assmanhole

The asshole of a man.

His assmanhole was as big as an oreo, so i ran.

by haywood jablowme November 29, 2007

assisted

When you just finished having sex. You were assisted.

hey John, I just was assisted for Randy, she is a nice assisting woman.

by WHY February 1, 2016

Assist Trophies

The premise of Super Smash Bros. It is cleverly disguised by Nintendo characters in an orgy.

Godammit, fucking blue pikmin again!!! Give me cranky kong, assholes!!!!

Billy :"I just unlocked all the Assist Trophies yesterday, without hax"
Bobo :"Dude, calm down"

by Dr.Dildo February 8, 2017

Assassnnie

idk a fanon or fanon?

(Ah-sass-nn-e)

Assassnnie is a fanon -grape

by imnotsaying October 8, 2019