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anal genocide

Its what you do when you get a new kinky girlfriend/boyfriend who is looking for total anal destruction.
by Anal genocide. April 7, 2014
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anal consumption

A more advanced type of eating ass, that only intellectuals could understand
non-intellectual: "I ate my girlfriends ass last night"
intellectual: "Is that so? Well at a late time period yesterday, I participated in some anal consumption with my female romantic partner."
by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018
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Anal Clapathon

Going into a Chemistry exam thinking you know the material fairly well, but then you end up getting Anally Clapped until your cheeks bleed.
Friend: How did your Chem exam go that you studied all night for?

You: Yo that was an absolute Anal Clapathon. My cheeks are bleeding!
by lickmytaint2021 November 20, 2018
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Ghost Anal

Ghost Anal happens when you are fucked in the ass by a huge dick and it leaves you feeling like you still have the huge dick still in your ass, even though the guy left about an hour ago.
Woman A: It still feels like i'm being fucked in my ass.
Woman B: Do you have a good case of ghost anal?
Woman A: No, I have a job meeting in 30 and I feel like my shit is going to fall out.

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by Curve2015 October 21, 2015
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Anal bonsai

When a woman is on the floor bear ass naked. And a man jumps off the bed also naked down onto and into the woman while screaming bonsai
Oh yeah me and Patricia are going to try anal bonsai tonight
by Freakydude97 January 8, 2021
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Anal fibrillation

a high anxiety state produced in response to not knowing what the hell is going on; the fibrillating (i.e., quivering) of the rectal muscle that generally precedes sudden loss of sphincter control. Risk increases with higher level positions on company organizational chart.
The VP went into anal fibrillation when the government auditors showed up at the same time as the 60 Minutes crew.
by Maygmom October 30, 2011
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anal fraud

1
a : deceit, tease, trickery; specifically : intentional perversion of a sexual promise in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right
b : an act of deceiving or misrepresenting the promise of anal sex

2
a : the act of destroying the anal cavity of a woman.
She was found guilty of anal fraud.

guy1: "Dude my girl said I can get anal if I take her to the movies but she still didnt give it up."
guy2: "Thats anal fraud."

dude1: "Man I fucked the shit out of this broads asshole."
dude2: "Thats anal fraud"
by rampage eddie June 3, 2013
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