anal pong

the act of two people being asshole to asshole and passing sex toys without the use of hands, usually but not limited to vibrating bullets

"C'mon baby, we're playing some anal pong tonight and I'm gonna be the winner."

by Phineas Q August 28, 2008

Anal beheading

When someone's neck is slit and head is then stuck up someone's rectum and then their neck is twisted while in the rectum causing the head to fall off

Dude 1: did you see that movie with the anal beheading
Dude 2: yeah I like the part when they slit his throat

by Thegreatwhitebeannie February 23, 2017

anal astronomer

One who devotes their time to gazing longingly into and studying the physics of an anus.

An anal astronomer is a highly respected member of the scientific community.

by El Doucho Loco August 18, 2018

Anal Palmer

When you felch lemonade out of your partners ass

The president of the US spends more time on the golf course than serving the country. Think of how many Anal Palmers that man has downed.

by Mycatlego September 9, 2019

Anal Coping

Anal coping . . That all to dreary week of sbd's (silent but deadly farts) and that unpleasant feeling you mite just shit your pants at anytime rather loose feeling!!! Definately disturbed seriously conteplating anal ever again feeling!!!! / as if someone made a half pipe out of your asshole!!!!

The anal coping has been rather obnoxious this week!!!

by Dirtbag40 April 4, 2020

Anal Echo

As you perform anal sex, air seeps into your counterparts anal cavity and is stored there until finished. After finishing with this endeavor, your counter part stands up and proceeds to fart; air escaping the ass.

I was pounding this girl in the ass from behind, as soon as we were finished I pulled out and heard a few anal echoes.

by Scottisahomie February 28, 2011

Anal Pubititis

The condition when there is an extreme amount of hair in and around the anus.

I was total 69ing Jen when I took notice to her anal pubititis

by thedishmaster94 April 30, 2010