Alcoho

A person who becomes promiscuous only when they have been drinking alcohol.

"I got drunk last night and had sex with a stranger...I'm an alcoho"

by Darrin D. Leverett January 29, 2008

alcoholicky

Adjective that describes a person who loves alcohol.

You are so alcoholicky.

by H. M. R. February 16, 2008

alcohornic

1. The inability to begin fornication (esp. with one's long term / weight gained significant other) without the introduction of alcoholic substances.

2. One who becomes a raging barrel of hormones after becoming even slightly inebriated.

Also: Alcohorn, Alcohornism

1. Neil's an alcohornic who rarely even goes near his girlfriend Debby unless he's had a few... he might be gay and/or cheating on her.

2. Dude, you'll totally get a sexing from Jeannie tonight after you feed her some Grey and Tonics, she's an alcohornic.

by deebsie May 9, 2008

Alcotheist

Someone who is far too drunk to have a religion.

Dan: So. How about that god, eh?
Rusty: Don't talk to me about god. I'm an Alcotheist.
Dan: What's an Alcotheist then?
Rusty: *pisses self and passes out in pool of vomit*
Dan: I feel enlightened!

by Unstableiser May 23, 2009

alcho-crap

The alcho-crap is what happens after you have a right skinful...after youve dragged yourself out of bed on the following day.. you have a sudden urge to shit...and its usually a runny consistency..with a very definite sweet smell.

Lise 'fucking hell youve stunk the toliet out'
Elayne 'i know... you cant beat an alcho-crap'

by Lise Pikey July 5, 2009

Alcus

1. A state of mind only achieved after taking excessive amounts of ecstasy
2. A state of elated bliss
3. A desire to immediately hug all of those around you

We reached Alcus last night.
Let's get to Alcus as soon as possible!
The concert was amazing, everyone was living in Alcus.

by CCDBEMSA December 20, 2010

Alcohol-induced kleptomania

A feeling brought on by alcohol that creates an irresistible urge to steal random items. The individual suffering from this condition may or may not be a kleptomaniac in everyday sober life.

Cop #1: The suspect apparently polished off three old-fashions and snagged a DVD from the victim's house.

Cop #2: Classic case of alcohol-induced kleptomania.

by PatD13 June 9, 2012