Albertan anteater

the sexual act of releasing ants into a partners rectul cavity and then proceeding to attempt to lick and suck them out before they reach your partners colon

last night me and Austin tried the Albertan anteater it hurt like abith and I can feel something moving in my stomach but it was awesome

by deaustin February 18, 2025

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alberto spritz

A michelob ultra poured into a glass with a lime. Mixed with a straw on a cruise ship only.

Me and my friends wanted to get an alberto spritz to top off the night.

by AlbertoShip March 13, 2025

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Alberta clipper

A fast-moving low-pressure weather system with origins near the Canadian province of Alberta. ALSO, the act of snorting carbon black off a lifted dually’s tailpipe in a Medicine Hat parking lot.

Bundle up, bud, it’s time for an Alberta clipper.

by ‘Berta April 8, 2025

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Albertan Pot Of Gold

you shotgun a beer and then fuck a shamrock shake from McDonald’s and then you shit in it and you shotgun the shit in shamrock shake

i did an albertan pot of gold

by braydengoggins March 4, 2026

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noun

A psychological condition in which a person fiercely criticizes the Canadian federal government, denounces equalization payments, rejects eastern political values, and flirts with American-style libertarianism — yet still proudly identifies as a "true Canadian." Often marked by deep resentment toward Ottawa, an obsession with oil, and a confused national loyalty complex.

"Dude won’t shut up about how Trudeau’s ruining the country, calls himself a freedom-loving Albertan patriot, but still tears up during the national anthem — classic Alberta Syndrome."

by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025

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