April 18th

National kiss your girlfriend day

On April 18th i'm going to kiss my girlfriend

by JROC15 April 17, 2019

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April 28th

This birthday is reserved for the biggest Pimps in the world. Only dudes with a bunch of hoes are born on this day

Person 1: When's your birthday?
Person 2: April 28th
Person1: Damn, you must get all the coochie... Can you save some for me?
Person 2: Nah lil fella.

by Pimp Daddy Matty April 19, 2019

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April 22

National Stick a Water Bottle on Your Chest Day. Everyone is to find a way to stick an empty water bottle on their article of clothing they wear over their chest for that day.

Have you been sticking a water bottle to you chest on National Stick a Water Bottle on Your Chest Day? It’s April 22!

by FoxCat Man November 20, 2019

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April 20

Its 4/20 lets smoke some weed

Klinn: Dingo its April 20 u got it
Dingo: Yup its 420 time

by UrDadTheOneYouNeverHad October 22, 2019

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April 15th

It is my birthday. No national hugging bloody day. I hate hugs, yet I am supposed to be an Aries.

“It is April 15th. It is time to go to work!”
“Oh ... it’s April 15th? I guess this is my pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis diagnosis anniversary!”

by Pen-Pineapple-Apple Pen October 29, 2019

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