Poo Wank

For a male to masturbate whilst sitting on the toilet; just after he's used the toilet for a poo.

Person A: I had a Poo Wank last night.

Person B: I don't understand why you'd want to do it?

Person A: Well the hard part was already over, taking my pants down and stuff, so I thought I might as well.

by Joee Brownn May 26, 2011

Bomber Wank

Running round your room pretending to be an aeroplane whilst wanking and then dropping the payload onto the bedroom floor.

I thought he was having a fit, turns out he was just having a bomber wank.

by Top Gun April 23, 2008

wank-stain

A stain on the trousers of the world; a worthless or insubstantial person; one possessing no redeeming qualities, who is a waste of life.

"Goddamn but that guy's a fuckin' wank-stain!" or "Normally I'd love to Bob, but I regard you as a wank-stain and must decline."

by James McLean July 1, 2002

wank sock

a wank sock is used when an individual, for whatever reason decided to place an sock over his penis whilst mastubating.
it is belived to be quite common in america where women are so fridgid all a guy can do is wank in his socks. this can lead to 'cobweb cock'.

mrs tizzard: hey tizzard, whats this in your sock? ahhhh its your wank sock, sob sob

by evil bob August 30, 2006

Google Wank

Type in porn in google and beat one off to the top hit. Everyday it will be something different and you will have tons of variety in your love life!

I had a google wank over www.d0nkeypr0n.com today

by Kingy January 20, 2004

Fanny Wank

Having sex with a woman who is letting you do it but not really committing to the moment.

Shagging a girl who whilst is a willing partner would rather you just finished quickly.

Your mate "So you were making the beast with 2 backs with Tracey last night?"
You "She wasn't really that horny so I just got a fanny wank, farted then went to sleep"

by Pipmiester June 7, 2010

wank stain

Used as an insult.
But also a cum/semen stain.

What a wank stain

by Gspong March 16, 2003