pissy slow

is when someone is moving really slow and it is pissing you off

jay:come on man its time to go
ralph:hold on dude
Jay:dude come on your movin like pissy slow i got somewhere to be dammit

by ROCKstr FAMOus June 12, 2008

Slow Roll

An average of 38+ km/h

Scott Henshaw got on the front of the bunch and did a "slow roll"

by Exchange August 10, 2015

slow def check

making sure your friend is alright when away throwing up

yeah I'll go check on Bobby. I'll do a slow def check after my smoke.

by neu December 9, 2003

Slow-ass affect

When a person/animal is being more of a clumsy dumbass than they were and they still haven't realized how much of a idiot they become.

1: hey dude how are you doing?
2:huh?
1:I said how are you doing?
2:what?
1:nevermind. (this dude got the slow-ass affect)

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023

Slow Shift

When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.

Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?

by Omniscient Terminialogicalinex October 7, 2010

Slow Cocking

A male friend slowly and sternly pretending to jerk off a very long big cock infront of someone in a lunch room.

Simone was slow cocking infront of her friends over lunch

by Kaitiedid September 24, 2022

ni-nice and slow

Hittin that nice and slow

Bro you know i be hittin that shi- ni-nice and slow

by Ni-Nice And Slow November 2, 2022