Milf Appreciation Day

On March 22nd, a day for the most hot, amazing, 40+ babes on earth...MILFS.

Friend: Hey, what day is it today?
Friend 2: It’s Milf Appreciation Day Dipshit!
Friend: Oh how could I forget this amazing day!

by milf.lover. March 23, 2021

MILF Hotel

A construction dumpster, typically 20ft or longer

After I finished the remodel, I took his wife out to the MILF hotel

by wulf95 March 09, 2023

milf ghost

a milf ghost is a ghost that haunts your house as a older sexy ass women or a milf this type of ghost may or may not have seggs with you in your dreams although it ain't real seggs your dick gonna be covered in milf ghost juices in the morning...

dude my house is haunted by this suicide milf ghost

She wants my big long pp as a compensation for my soul

by pplhatemebcsiwritesexslangs November 01, 2023

milf float

Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years

Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float

by Old fashioned girl November 22, 2018

redhead milf

A hot fucking MILF

Damn that redhead milf

by Redheadophile May 20, 2017

Lemon Milf

A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina

"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"

by BadAsh42069 January 16, 2020

Milf queefs

Ok,so you see someone at the market, and they look like a big scary milf: she has too much fake tanner on and she has boots leaking towards her brain, she has pubes sticking out of her thong,she has stretch marks and she looks like a monster from 300. Feel free to make a quest sound.

I said ew when I saw milf queefs

by Alex phoenix October 07, 2023