If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.
When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.
by Taloon64 November 05, 2006
Michael Jordan playing for the Washington Wizards, when he was old and could not perform like the 'Air Jordan' of his earlier career with the Bulls.
by TotallyVindicated December 04, 2011
The God of neutral pathology and an honorable nobleman of psychopathic inner cultivation that cures all mental ailments/inflictions of the mind (Especially PTSD. All hail the King.
by DR. SCHIZONIGGA September 10, 2019
by dbabs December 19, 2013
Girl Jordan's are fun to be around. Girl Jordan's will never leave you. Girl Jordan's will give you good advice that will always work. Just remember when you need help come to her
by Kylee1962 October 05, 2017
The best basketball player. Ever. Period. Overrated fucks like Kobe Bryant and LeBron James can't even hold a candle up to him.
Michael Jordan is not overrated
by Adrian July 02, 2006
by Clt.jeff September 14, 2017