Johnny Dangler

an extremely large penis, so larger that it seems as if it is dangling

“Homeboy is just walking around with a Johnny Dangler over there” -Q.Fox

by qoda553 February 12, 2020

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Johnny Grant

Johnny Grant

a person what is real massive lower body like thighs
calf and PENIS
also a bitch magnet all ways has a fresh bitch by his side

never some hood rat

like to fist pump in the clubs and at parties ect ..

and always gotta stay fresh .

person 1-Oh My God Is that "johnny grant"
person 2-He always has fresh girls

person 3-Oh he is so huge :O
person 4-HE CAN FIST PUMP

person 5-he is so fresh

by come at me bro 12343245236526 August 21, 2011

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chocolate johnny

When you buttfuck someone with diarrhea.

Alternative term for shitdick

Dis unclean bitch gave me a “Chocolate Johnny”

by Luves2Spooge69 February 12, 2019

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Johnny Derp

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.

Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 20, 2023

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