dial the doctor

A term for female masturbation

“I don’t wanna go out clubbing tonight, I’ll just stay home and dial the doctor”

by CowboyRoy December 30, 2022

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Doctor Who

Doctor Who is a TV Show that started in 1963 with the episode “An Unearthly Child” The show was created by Sydney Newman and has spawned various different fanfilms such as DW2012, Fractured Timeline, The Nick Scovell Adventures, etc. It has had 39 Seasons, 16 Doctors, 4 Movies, and a total of 300 episodes in the main storyline.
The 15 main actors to portray the Doctor are as follows:
William Hartnell
Patrick Troughton
Jon Pertwee
Tom Baker
Peter Davison
Colin Baker
Sylvester McCoy
Paul McGann
John Hurt
Christopher Eccleston
David Tennant
Matt Smith
Peter Capaldi

Jodie Whittaker
Ncuti Gatwa

Person: What’s your favorite TV Show?
Person 2: I like Doctor Who.

by Mangleelgnam December 30, 2022

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Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills and then kills you with bills

OMG LOOK ITS A DOCTOR! RUN!

by Unikitty2.0 January 3, 2023

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Doctors visit

A mooning Fruit bowl with your asscheaks spread wide open

I had a doctors visit yesterday afternoon

by Fuck ass jr January 6, 2023

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The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.

"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."

by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023

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