A cologne prominent in the gay community. Known for its extreme effectiveness at covering up the smell of man butthole. Smells like a pumpkin spiced latte mixed with dry semen. Two smells of which also make it a powerful pheromone amongst homosexuals. If used outside of urban areas it will attract bears which then have the sudden urge to violate said user. Another popular use.
Bro, I walked into this gay bar by accident the other night so I bolted the fuck out!
How do you know it was a gay bar?
Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.
Touché....
How do you know it was a gay bar?
Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.
Touché....
by Serious biniz October 14, 2016
Get the J Crave mug.1) The stain left behind by jizz. Just a shortened term for Jizz Stain. Often found on shirts and other clothes of the sorts.
2) Can also be used when referring to any white substance i.e. paint, glue, etc that has dried and left a white stain.
2) Can also be used when referring to any white substance i.e. paint, glue, etc that has dried and left a white stain.
*Colin walks up wearing a blue shirt with white stains*
1)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Ah shit, I didn't notice that! I had nowhere else to wipe...
2)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Shut the fuck up. Hahaha. That's just paint from art class.
1)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Ah shit, I didn't notice that! I had nowhere else to wipe...
2)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Shut the fuck up. Hahaha. That's just paint from art class.
by thecabeman March 23, 2011
Get the J Stain mug.by urgurg May 15, 2009
Get the j-diddles mug.The suck j is another word for a man receiving oral sex.. This term is actually backwards from the "s job" which is its more formal/classier way of saying it
my girl friend gives awesome suck j's
When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j
"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "
When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j
"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "
by Scottsibi October 9, 2016
Get the suck j mug.A Mickey Mouse shirt composed of many colors; worn only by the most prestigious of all human beings.
by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008
Get the J Mickey mug.A threesome involving a couple and an outside third party, in which the couple has intercourse and then one member of the couple has intercourse with the third party, leaving the other member uninvolved.
Often used as an excuse for a member of a couple to have intercourse with somebody who is not their significant other.
Often used as an excuse for a member of a couple to have intercourse with somebody who is not their significant other.
“My girlfriend keeps asking for a j-some with her friend, I’m starting to think she just wants to be with her instead.”
by PigeonWithAHat August 23, 2021
Get the J-Some mug.Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun
/täp/ /jā/
1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself
3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging
/täp/ /jā/
1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself
3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging
1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!
by Ole Dirty Dirty June 5, 2017
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