fail bowling ball

when u go to throw a bowling ball, u try throwing it 2 hard and it goes thru the ceiling

person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

nut ass balls

A distinct smelling aroma that smells like the entire gooch region including the testicles, the buttocks, and the scrotum.

Joe bent over and let one loose, and now it smells like nut ass balls yo!

by Vektorious May 20, 2005

cannon ball run

the act in wich a man lifts the legs of a pregnant woman till she looks like a cannon ball and proceeds to fuck her till he's satisfied or untill he pokes the babys face

Me and my wife did a cannon ball run when she was pregnant and now my baby has dimples

by ass man 5000 May 29, 2007

Balls Deep in Groucho

A self-induced difficult/precarious situation

Dude, those weed dealers are looking for you, man. What are you going to do?

I don't know man. I'm really balls deep in Groucho this time.

by Tronathan January 25, 2007

All cock and balls.

A guy that is as tough as nails and an't afraid of nothin' and is very attractive to women and gets all the pussy he wants and then some.And women fight over him.

Man1:I wish I was like John.He gets all the pussy he wants and an't afraid of nothin'
Man2:Yeah he's all cock and balls.

by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009

Pissing on your balls

To waste someone's time.

"What is this guy pissing on his balls? The light's been green forever."

"I need you to stop pissing on your balls and get that report in."

by Balls O'Penisly February 19, 2012

Jim Crow balls

To perform a "69" with a man and/or woman while the other partner will whip your nuts as you are pleasuring them.

"Dude my nuts hurt like hell, my friend Cletus gave me old fashioned Jim Crow balls and I couldn't sit up straight for hours.

by DeepFreyer November 19, 2012