one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.> There Is One Actress Who Really Smells Like Lewd Acts And her Name Is "'Lauren Ash'"<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.> There Is One Actress Who Really Smells Like Lewd Acts And her Name Is "'Lauren Ash'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

One Stepper

A girl who has to stand on one step to look Tim in the eye/kiss him without his spine breaking.

That girl is a bonified one stepper.

by Tim Anders July 8, 2012

Day ones

People that say they have day ones everywhere are using the term wrong. Day ones are people that have been best friends since either birth or for several years. PERIODT!!

Man 1: dude I everyone is my day one.!
Man 2: nah, day ones are like Olivia and Isabella, they’ve been best friends since kindergarten. So fix ur self!
Man 1: ........

by Karen_Hit The Whoa October 5, 2019

Love for one's parent(s)

Unconditional love one has for their parents no matter what.

After everything there's still tons of love for one's parent(s).

by PineappleJuice May 14, 2015

one crazy town

When a person pays for a midget to give them a swirly in a public toilet full of shit and before they take a breath the midget hops on the top of the toilet tank and shits on their head. Then they pull their head out and go that's one crazy town.

Midget: Indistinguishable midget mill speak (sounding like kid rock bowittaba mixed with Teletubbies) Customer: That's one crazy town you got here. Midget:Fuck you
Customer:Thanx

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

A big bag with one cookie in it

When something is so plain it's like a big bag with a cookie in it that has the word "cookie" plastered on it

bro: dude the supermarket was literally called supermarket
you: a big bag with one cookie in it

by lil shart May 10, 2025