Baby food

Food that is unseasoned, bland tasting and mushy. Also, tasteless, bland, boring, uninspiring, unseasoned. baby, toddler, infant, food, tasteless, bland, boring, spicy, hot, exciting

I can’t take any more of this baby food. Let’s face it, my wife can’t cook.

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2017

Attic baby

Another name for a Jew child

You hear issac and Sara are having another. Attic baby

by Twandillinger October 12, 2017

Baby Syndrome

When someone loves something as a baby but neglects or hates it when it's grows up. Most common with people who get puppies or kittens.

"Yeah Jess got rid of the puppy once he got bigger, I guess she has baby syndrome."

by UnseriousCat October 12, 2017

baby pooch

a small outward rounding of the stomach area likened to baby fat

He received a lap dance from a chick with a baby pooch that rubbed on his face.

by ofpseudo October 16, 2017

baby

A person who is mute by choice. Called baby because everyone is still waiting for their first words.

Person 1: "Hey why doesn't he talk?"
Person 2: "That's just baby."

by dumbdefs October 27, 2017

Body Slammed Baby Back Bitch

When you run your mouth all the time, spread fake information with no credible sources, and are body slammed for it.

My friend went to a BBQ he wasn't invited to refused to leave because he's a lying lunatic. He was thrown out like a Body Slammed Baby Back Bitch!

by ALC2017 May 25, 2017

baby gap fist

Term used when informing a person of bite sized proportions threatening to let someone "catch these hands" that ain't no one scared of those baby sized hands (baby gap).

"Ima mess you up!" ... i aint scared of those baby gap fists.

by MiguelFKNlito May 29, 2017