Cuntophone

a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.

Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntstagram

A female who creates an instagram account to post bitchy pictures showing everyone what a cunt she is.

Cuntisha just created a cuntstagram account

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntpike

A highway that leads to the fabled town of Cuntshire

Cuntisha! Stop speeding on this Cuntpike! You'll get us killed!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cunterval

a break during a marathon sex session

They took a cunterval every 20 minutes

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntvenient store

A sex shop

A place to buy sex toys

Jessica look to your right, I see your favorite cuntvenient store

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntrabanned

Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population

Even common household items like scissors or USB cables are cuntrabanned in some cells of Broadmoor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntylanak

A cunty woman who dies before time becomes a Cuntylanak & continues to haunt her victims. A Cuntylanak is a subtype of Kuntilanak.

My bitch died & became a Cuntylanak. She haunts me as before.

Karen next door died & became a cuntylanak & continues to haunt store managers.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 1, 2022