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Lay Loud Go

Equivalent to "Lei Lao Gou(雷老狗)", used as an insult to Shaowu Lei(雷绍武), a notorious expert in physics, calculus and biology. He is a fanatical opposer of classical physics and denies the accuracy of Newton's Laws of Motion, believing the validity of only his own innovative theories. His theories are often naive or based solely upon personal experience, or even self-contradictory. As a result, he is constantly teased on forums such as Baidu tieba where his stubbornness as well as foolishness is rendered as a nice source of pleasure. Examples:
-When doing calculus always remember to cancel d: dv/dt=v/t
-Zero times any number x is still equal to x
-When going to pee at midnight, you stay inert. It is the bed you sleep in that moves towards the toilet.

-Using L=mkv and certain equations in celestial mechanics, one may come to the absurd conclusion that 1 year is equivalent to 5027904 days. He responds by stating this is "only a small mistake" and "the difference may be omitted"

Recently though, he is getting significantly short-tempered and dumps much more insulting language on forums than before. He is often referred to as "Lei Lao Gou", a sign of disrespect.
"Lay loud go, lay loud go,
Yell the gull toe bool song cold.
Chain chill eve will bar error allele,
Sheet die wool chip lay loud hole!" -LayLoudGo☘
by VZHHHHHH April 19, 2023
mugGet the Lay Loud Gomug.

Going Nuts

Consuming abnormally large amounts of nutmeg to obtain a cannabinoid/deliriant high
I've been going nuts for so long my wife left me when I thought her foot was my sounding tool
by Bigtiddygothula69 August 7, 2024
mugGet the Going Nutsmug.

Sdot Go

Sdot Go Is An Upcoming Rapper From Harlem, Manhattan That Is Sweepers Member From The Frederick Douglass Houses.
Ja Blixk: What Music You Listen To?
Gigo T: I Listen To Sugarhill DDot.
Ja Blixk: You Stupid His Dumbass Trash And His Voice Sound Whack Like Drake.
Ja Blixk: OYK
Gigo T: No Disrespect DDot Now Sounds Good His Voice Got Deep.
Ja Blixk: Stupid Old Whack-Ass Pitched Up Voice Sound Bad, But I Want His Mom Ass.
Gigo T: Yo What You Listen To?
Ja Blixk: I Listen To Sdot Go.
Gigo T: I Am Not Going To Lie Kyle Richh Is Better To Listen To OYK Pt2 Also Sdot Go Sounds More Better Than SugarHill DDot For A Fact Fuck Sugarhill DDot His Stupid Ass Voice Sounds Ass When He Was Young And Stop Talking On Kay Flock Because He Does Not Cap In His Raps, He Caught A Body On The Hill And Do More Drills That Stupid Ass Boy. Still Free Kay Flock Big DOA Free Sdot Go You Heard Get Off Sweepers Dick. “I Like To Party But I Need Bitches.”
by 21jay August 2, 2024
mugGet the Sdot Gomug.
Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick
Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”
by Jurgei June 5, 2023
mugGet the Tell her to go brush her teethmug.

Going Scrotal

Beyond "going postal", some situations require you to go scrotal on someone or something. To nut up.
by Kirbslirb August 16, 2017
mugGet the Going Scrotalmug.

get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
by dight May 4, 2022
mugGet the get wifi anywhere you gomug.
The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024
mugGet the I’m gonna go clog the toiletmug.

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