Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.

"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'

by GazzyThirdLeg September 22, 2015

Bean bag

A fat beaner, equal to or greater than a whole bag of beans.

"you're a bean bag"

by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023

glad bag

A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.

"I burst her glad bag" -

"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-

by defined-ignition April 08, 2022

Gas n Bag

When a male proceeds to fart in your mouth and then quickly puts his balls in your mouth.

Austin punished becky that night for her not obeying him. So austin vigorously Gas N Bagged becky until she knew who's boss.

by Famous XIII April 22, 2017

bag jam

The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum

I shaved my balls for my date tonight but I'm getting a lot of bag jam

by waynestayne February 21, 2016

glute and limb bag

A glute and limb bag is another word for pants, usually of the baggy variety. The 'glute', a slang/informal term for any of the three muscles in each buttock, and the 'limb', pertaining to the legs, are all housed within the pants, referred to as the 'bag' in this phrase. Hence the combination 'glute and limb bag'. Regional dialect of Upstate New York.

Back in the day, that boy Sammy Davis Jr. could dance right out outta' his glute and limb bag!

by VanillaIceChick February 02, 2006

Baw Bag

Hibernian term of endearment. Why Hadrian built a wall…

See you Jimmy, ya swettie baw bag. Now give me some chips

by Maggie T February 20, 2025