Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

Bung Butt

A foul smelling odor typically from poor hygiene or Osmidrosis (Body Odor).

The Impala was known for its reek of Bung Butt and old crusty McDonalds French Fries.

by EJ32498 January 28, 2022

butt jargle

butt jargle(crocheted)

mann i just got my butt jargled

by butt jargle July 19, 2021

Butt candled

When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.

Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.

by Hamurai September 27, 2018

butt j

Non existent , your flat like a coin after your mom step on it

Butt j.

“Have you seen Jasmine’s butt”
“No I think it is with Justin’s one”
“You’re right in never land cause it doesn’t exist”

by mynameiskaterineim666yearsold April 13, 2020

Italian butt flush

When you pee in someone’s butt. A pee enema.

NOT a natural solution to constipation.

“I was constipated, so my boyfriend gave me an Italian butt flush. That was a mistake.”

by Daddy’s Bunny November 7, 2021

butt-box

A box used to store objects that have been in rectums. Its location varies, but you could probably ask a local hospital if they have one.

Dude! Don't use that pen, it's been in the butt-box.

by BarryBBensonsdad December 16, 2018