butt-box

A box used to store objects that have been in rectums. Its location varies, but you could probably ask a local hospital if they have one.

Dude! Don't use that pen, it's been in the butt-box.

by BarryBBensonsdad December 16, 2018

Monke

Colloquialism for any non-human primate. Usually used for meme purposes but can be used to avoid confusion in identifying monkey and ape species.

"Reject humanity, return to Monke."

by BarryBBensonsdad November 05, 2020

Watching Ratatouille

What you tell your parents you're doing when you want to have sex with someone and don't want them to know. Can be substituted for other movies, preferably pixar.

"You up for watching ratatouille this weekend?"
"Yeah totally, let me know when you're free."

by BarryBBensonsdad July 15, 2019