bag dumping

Take a dump in a bag ( even better if it's wet) and then throw the bag of crap out a window of tall building.

What a great party last night. I think I hit somebody with my bag dumping on my way home!

by Jajmj07 September 20, 2015

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

Bag of Water

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).

"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009

A bag of rice

just give a person a bag of rice that not cook and just like seeing them as a skinny man with a bag of rice that is not cook

"bruh go get a bag of rice"

by J.C Micheal February 03, 2024

Bag Fucker

1. A person who has sex with people over the age of 80

2. An asshole

1. "That girl, Tracy, I heard she had sex with your grandma" , "Oh! That bag fucker!"

2. "Your friend jimmy can be a real bag fucker sometimes"

by Gocnitively pmiaired May 27, 2017

air-bagged

Being on the receiving end of an activated automobile airbag. Typically due to an accident or collision.

I would have walked away from the accident, had I not been air-bagged.

by qbam89 October 19, 2010

munro bagging

The act of climbing all the 3000 ft or higher mountains in Scotland.

A Scottish mountain over 3000 ft is called a "munro". You "bag" each one by climbing it.

Nope, I'll be out in the Highlands munro bagging this weekend with all my gear so you can't borrow my tent.

by beamdscotty August 09, 2018