draggin like a dragon

When you smoke your cigarette as if you want to die from a stroke.

"Damn, Randolph was draggin like a dragon on his lunch break!"

by dbostick October 29, 2023

Like that

How you niggas is gonna let these mothafuckas do me

Hym "You niggas is really gonna let them do me like that?"

Iam *sigh* ".....They don't like that you want to kill their God monster...."

Hym "👌 Defeat👌 I want to defeat the God beast"

Iam "You said k..."

Hym "I KNOW WHAT I SAID!"

Iam "......At least we can take solace in the fact that we were right about a lot of things...."

Hym "You- I ... Shut up! Just shut up!"

Iam "....................."

Hym *sucks teeth* "Bloody bastards!....."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2022

Cheese on a grater tastes like paper

A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance

“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A

B says” would you stop it’s so annoying

CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER

by Vexamon October 21, 2023

Avoid it like poison ivy

To resolutely avoid something because it is perceived as highly undesirable or dangerous.

"I hate crowds and avoid it like poison ivy, especially during flu season."

by Kupid_love May 4, 2024

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

fuckin you bored and you copied and pasted the first text in the new word page

dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...

by mewsem October 23, 2022

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

Pressed like a panini

Anger at being picked last

on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 11 Miss Vanjie looked at stone-faced Scarlet Envy getting picked last for a movie challenge and quipped “she looks pressed like a panini”

by Uncle Joosie March 7, 2025