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Grease Monkey

Grease monkey” is a flirtatious, confident, and sometimes cheeky term for wet kitty (i.e. female genitalia, especially when aroused). It’s often used with a little attitude and swagger—implying ownership, desirability, or exclusivity. It can also represent something deeply personal or untouchable, like a prized possession.
"This grease monkey got him acting like he in love."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."
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grease monkey

A playful and flirtatious term for a woman’s intimate area, especially when aroused. Often used with confidence and attitude to imply exclusivity, desirability, and control—like a personal, off-limits treasure.
"He been trying for weeks, but he can't get none of this grease monkey."
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 3, 2025
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Sha'mokey 3000

For the male to pick up his woman in the air during sexual intercourse

Which involves her hands wrapped acrossed her chest in standing position while the man holding her hands

penetrating from the back
(Sha'mokey 3000 is a Sexual intimacy position
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Redwood Monkey

Redwood monkey (slang, derogatory) — A made-up insult directed toward someone from Northern California or Native to that region, implying they are wild, primitive, or less civilized. Often used mockingly or with racist undertones toward Indigenous people, referencing “Redwood” (a Northern California symbol) and “monkey” (a demeaning term).
1. Insulting context:
“Go back to the woods, you redwood monkey.”
(Used to mock someone’s Native background or connection to Northern California nature.)

2. Mocking someone’s roots:
“Figures a redwood monkey like you wouldn’t get it.”
(Meant to sound superior, suggesting the person is uneducated or “wild.”)

3. Targeted, location-based jab:
“You must be from up north — all you redwood monkeys act the same.”
(Insulting someone for being from a specific area, often in a racist or classist tone.)
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Cotton Monkey

When passing through Chicago, Sarah asked: "Mom! Did you see that cotton monkey over there?"
"Put that down you cotton monkey!!" Yelled the security gaurd
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Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, and working with consultants that don't actually know anything to help you optimize your processes, all they can do is tell you how to fill out an Excel workbook.
We need to transform this process, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.
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Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, working with consultants or implementors that actually have no business skills other than showing you how to fill out an Excel Spreadsheet.
We need to transform our financial processes, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.
by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025
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