Butt Funny

When something is mad funny da ocky way;

Did you guys see Max slip and crack his head open? That shit was butt funny yo.

by pencilyea June 5, 2022

Butt snuggies

When two people put their asses together and one person has inserted mentors in their colon and the other has inserted cola in their colon. They then proceed to put their asses together to make a diarrhea explosion

Maria and her friend butt snuggies soo hard last weekend

by atom smash December 30, 2022

Butt Squared

When something really sucks

Boss: "Carl, can you manually enter these 6,000 documents into the computer in the next 30 minutes?"

Carl: "Butt Squared."

by Benbunny September 20, 2011

butt pole

A large, 3-6cm wide pole used to be inserted into the anus for maximum penetration. Typically used with and or by a partner. The length of the pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity and is most commonly used by closeted straight men. You probably know many of these men.

John picked up a male hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.

by Likemadick July 7, 2023

butt hurt butter

Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.

Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.

by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024

Ho Butt

A term used for individuals from the coal region of Pennsylvania, notably Northumberland and Schuylkill counties. It comes from the local dialect where "Hey Bud" sounds like "Ho Butt." Ho Butts are known for having a love of off roading and heavy drinking.

Saw a group of Ho Butts in jeeps heading out of Shamokin towards the mountains.

by Aknut47 April 14, 2025

Butt

The thing you shit out of

My butt hole is on fire I just took a massive shit

by PPooPOOBUTTHOLE November 23, 2021