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Closet Zombie

(Noun). A zombie who seems to have been hiding in your closet and suddenly comes out to eat you.

(Adjective). A person who spends to much time playing videogames in his room.
(Noun). "Dude i was playing Left 4 Dead last night and had to fight tons of Closet Zombies!"

(Adjective). "Dude come hang with us and stop being a Closet Zombie!!"
by TopHatter June 7, 2009
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Comfort Zombie

A person who has given up a real life full of risk, reward and personal growth for the comfort of 500 channels, a super-sized diet and a beige, velour recliner. They sadly believe that comfort, ease and the avoidance of pain are the most important things in life.
Nah, they're not interested in learning anything. They're just a bunch of houseplants and comfort zombies.
by kabukulator October 1, 2010
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Fashion Zombie

Zombies with pale completion looking for love in all the wrong palaces that walk through asphalt cemeteries. Wear tight jeans and spiky belts and sizers for their Zelda cuts!
I was just raped by this totally hot fashion zombie.
by Doody Grese October 18, 2010
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Swag Zombie

People who hang around booths at conventions to get free stuff.
Dude, those swag zombies totally took that shirt I wanted.
by ZmbieJesus September 15, 2011
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Netflix Zombie

A person who has lost themselves in the world of Netflix, and lost all contact to the world around him/her, and try to "infect" others by sharing movies and tv-shows they have seen on facebook etc.
"Dude i haven't herd from Timmy in months what happened to him?"

"He went netflix zombie on us bro"
by Torai February 2, 2013
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Sugar Zombies

Sugar Zombies are hybrid human/zombies. (They are initially discovered in 10 Z.A., ten years after the start of the Zombie Apocalypse.)
Sugar Zombies survive on a sugar water solution.
by Sugar Zombies October 12, 2013
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swamp zombie

An unresponsive sex partner found in the bayous of Louisiana who makes unappealing loud moans constantly, not necessarily during sex.
I don't know if *it* was a man or woman, but it was a total swamp zombie.
by swampzombiefetish January 23, 2014
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