jahova's witness protection program

This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.

"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?

by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016

Jehovah’s Witnesses

Jehovah’s Witnesses - a cult that believes in fantasy’s and is governed by old men. A perfect fit on the Steve Hassan’s BITE model.

Just looking at Steven Hassan’s BITE model- the Jehovah’s Witnesses are a perfect fit.

by The Aviator November 4, 2020

Can I get a witness?

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.

1: go to the office!
2:I didn't do anything!
1:go now!
2: Can I get a witness??

by Alfons Richter April 9, 2008

Witnit

A loser and a worthless pice of crap

Stop being such a Witnit

by Swag bear crystal December 31, 2016

Without Prejudice

A phrase used by douches when telling you something that they dont want you to later hold against them

Without prejudice, I admit I hit your car

by mojo jomo January 11, 2012

You could have went all day without saying that

A sarcastic version of, "that wasn't very nice", "you shouldn't have said that", "ewww, grody", or "TMI".

Variant: You could have gone all day without saying that.

Did you see all those girls clustering around your ex? I've never seen him happier!

Just think! You could have went all day without saying that!

by Downstrike May 19, 2006

Ghetto Witness

Often someone from a low income neighborhood who is a material witness to a crime.

News reporter: "Here's a witness now. Could you tell us what happened

Ghetto Witness: He was raping everybody including the husbands, so lock up ya kids

by the kid 123 August 2, 2010