Windows

Operating System that Most People who Post on websites like this insult, claiming it crashes every 10 secs, however I have used EVERY Windows O/S Since 3.1 (Ex. ME) and NONE have shown a BSoD more than once a Season. People also say it reboots often, I kept XP running for ages, until the damn Windows Update nagging you to reboot drives you insane. Never had to reboot Windows 2003 Server.

Btw, Linux is Good Too, But I have not found It to be More stable than Windows, perhaps becuase i look around and find out about what i am trying to do, before doing it and hoping it doesn't ruin my PC.

Person: Hmm... I wonder what happens if i delete shell32.dll?
... Damn its Locked
*Uses Unlocker to Unlock It*
..
*BSoD Appears*
Person: Windows Crashes All The Time, For No Reason!

by Esai May 27, 2006

fuck the windows

me and ma niggas aaron and jamal were washin some cars wen we saw dat the windows were lookin shit. so wat did we say? we sed fuck the windows, fuck the windows, fuck the windows!

if you feel that it is unecessary to perform a particular task then u can adapt this phrase to your situation.....eg fuck the boot or fuck the wheels.

by lemmon August 3, 2004

windows

A rarely used slang for methamphetamines, based on the term "glass."

"Hey, I'm coming over to pick up that windows disk."

"Bring forty bucks."

by Animus_Anima July 4, 2006

windows

The clip Juice Box is refering to is the beta showing of Windows 98. When it wasn't finished.

Bugs on an unfinished product, wordwhodathunkit/word?

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Windows 1.0

Just another workstation, but shitty

Windows 1.0 is shIt

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) May 11, 2020

Windows XP

See wordMac/word, then replace "mac" with "Windows XP" and "Apple" with "Microsoft".

Dude, wtf would you want to use Windows XP?

by RabidSquirrel March 24, 2003

Windows

Hey "Smart people do not resist technology", go suck your mommy's penis!

"Smart people do not resist technology" fucked Bill Gates and got the AIDS!

by NiggaRatchie October 19, 2003