Certified Jimmy Weenie

Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass

My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies

by Mudslap January 14, 2021

Jeana/Jeanie Weenie

Jeana/Jeanie Weenie- otherwise known as someone everyone loves and adores. She’s known for her carrying attitude and the crowd pleasing kicks she gives Audrey!

I absolutely adore Jeana/Jeanie Weenie

by nooooooooooooodlenat February 12, 2022

Big J Weenie

Someone who’s name is Jonny and has big weenie

Hey there’s Big J Weenie he’s got a big weenie

by yunnnoiw March 2, 2022

turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.

oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

by vapegodalbert April 22, 2022

The Hesitant Weevil

A sexual act, in which, if performed correctly, occurs when one partner faces social anxiety and shyness before engaging in bukkake and draws minor amounts of blood when devouring their partner's genitals so completely

They performed the hesitant weevil so well that I was so drained and walked funny for a week

by bitchpudding42 October 23, 2022

Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast

analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.

Dang, it's hotter than a hooker at a weenie roast out here!

by Junior Jelly Giant June 13, 2018