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God Blessed Video 

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale
Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there

Send da video 

When you don’t trust someone and you gotta have video evidence on hand to make sure they aren’t lying.
Anthony: Send da video
Paige: I haven’t even taken them or received anything
Anthony: Send da video
Paige: Why u repeating the same shit
Send da video by conflict dude February 24, 2024

chocolate strawberries video

a viral TikTok video of a bowl of chocolate covered strawberries that suddenly got 50 million likes out of nowhere.
that chocolate strawberries video now has 50.3 million likes!

national pussy squirting video 

A day when everyone should get a video of a pussy squirting the more the better
Today is Apirl 11 ( NATIONAL PUSSY SQUIRTING VIDEO DAY )I should send Tristan a video of this pussy squiting

Sophie Rain Spiderman Video 

A popular p*rn video of a woman who is dressed as Spiderman while r¡6¡&g someone with her sister which was recently leaked from her 0nlyF@ns.
Friend 1: "watch the new video"

Friend 2: "ok I'll watch the Sophie Rain Spiderman Video "?

"Ooh yes very good ;)"

Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release