ur bro a homo

The only way to dogde all the other ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and your sister a mister

Each time this is said the Earth drifts 10 miles away from it orbit.

Carl: ur mom gay

Fred: ur dad lesbian

Maria: ur granny tranny

Derek: your sister a mister

Nic: Don't make me do it guys

Others: UR A PUSSY DO IT GAY CUNT

Nic: UR BRO A HOMO

*Everybody vaporises* *Earth collide with Jupiter*

by rhatguywhoforgottochardeupshen March 15, 2018

chill ur nut

To remain calm regarless of the situation.

Chill ur nut bud, the cops won't find 3 ounces of weed in my bag

by 4324234234234324 December 16, 2008

Moussin' ur Jimmy

A male form of masturbation which includes the use of hair products as lubrication.

"Hey Joey! What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you moussin' ur Jimmy in there?"

by Don Laughlin August 21, 2013

ur m8 is l8

Ur m8 is l8 means what it says. It's when your mate IS late!

Guy 1: Hey man, ur m8 is l8!
Guy 2: When will my m8 be here?

by Runescape sword February 1, 2016

Doing ur mom

The act of having an intercourse with someone's female parental figure.

"Im doing ur mom"

by e3l1it August 11, 2021

ur uncle a funcle

A phrase that you should use discreetly, as it is a very powerful insult. Using this phrase could really hurt someone's feeling bones. This phrase is so great that nothing else can compare.

Person 1 - ur mom gay
Person 2 - no u
Person 1 - ur dad lesbian
Person 2 - ur granny a tranny
Person 1 - ur grandpap a trap
Person 2 - ur uncle a funcle
Person 1 - *explodes into the size of World War I*

by smasher_69 May 27, 2018

ur gramp a tramp

Almost equivalent to ur granny tranny but a little less of a roast.

Random Bastard: Ur Mum Gay, and ur dad lesbian
Me: Oh Yeah well, ur Gramp a tramp
Random Bastard: *Kills Self*

by TehSpicyMemeLord March 13, 2018