uber-jacko 

short for uber-Jackolas. a demonic resurrection of Saint Jackolas after he has died. uber-Jacko has uber-Jesus Juice which contains the extra ingredient of peppermint and a dash of pure oxygen. more of a danger to the youth population than measles and meningitis combined.

"capable of winning any checkers game, no matter how many opponents" - Rob McLean, uber-Jacko victim

uber-jacko by failure33object April 26, 2005

Uber Cynic 

One who is very negative and choc-full of bad karma.

The Uber Cynic complained about the sky and then shot and elderly man.

Uber Cynic by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

Uber Dork

Haley Simone Smith. (Yes, fools, thats the definition)

Haley, youre an Uber Dork

Uber Dork by haley March 8, 2005

uber pussies 

Plural for uber pussy. (many uber pussies)

A combination phrase where uber implies emphasis above all other pussies because uber is "the ultimate, above all, the best, top, something that nothing is better than."

in combination with "pussy" which in this case refers to "a person afraid to act or not up to the task because of fear."

Uber could also be used with any of the following 'uber pussy' synonyms.

uber + wussy wimp whiner crier weakling wus weakling chicken scaredy-cat sissy pansy coward spineless scared

Rob threw a punch at Mark but missed him and hit Chris in the face. Chris threatened Rob and then Mark booked it out of the house. Because Chris is such a harmless weakling, Mark, Rob and every guy in the house afraid of Chris are uber pussies.

Since big bad buff Scott who works out all of the time didn't take a stand against the uber pussies at all, he's an uber pussy too.

uber pussies by uber stud March 25, 2009

uber-haxor

A person that is good at a game but still uses hacks...

Bob: wow your really good!
Fred: No i'm just an uber-haxor

uber-haxor by Jackson V July 8, 2007

uber monkey 

one who is being an entirely reprehensible person. someone who resorts back to their primal instincts i.e. "monkeys".

1.) Jeff totally ripped her school book in half. UBER MONKEY!!!!

uber monkey by apryllake January 15, 2008

uber pownage 

awesome or kool.used by people who think they are kool but they are realy lame.

that chick is uber pownage

uber pownage by Talin and Jared January 26, 2008