Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.
by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017
Get the Dick Joustmug. N. usually in reference to a 'fuckboy'
-A penis SO FUCKING ENCHANTED it is capable of putting one under a spell much like the devil himself. A penis so MAGNIFICENT that it will drive you to the point of absurdity just to obtain it. Proceed with caution.
-A penis SO FUCKING ENCHANTED it is capable of putting one under a spell much like the devil himself. A penis so MAGNIFICENT that it will drive you to the point of absurdity just to obtain it. Proceed with caution.
(11:30p.m.)
'Hey stranger, wyd'
'I'm out w my girls'
'I can't get you out of my head..I wanna see you'
'BE GONE DEVIL DICK'
'Hey stranger, wyd'
'I'm out w my girls'
'I can't get you out of my head..I wanna see you'
'BE GONE DEVIL DICK'
by Asking for a friend October 12, 2016
Get the Devil Dickmug. What people call a Spanish guy's penis. Any central or south american guy you would normally call a spick. Well this spick has a dick so his dick is called a SPICK DICK, a beaner peener, or for his ball sack you'd call it a wetback nutsack.
Ashley - I'm lovin' that sexy blonde surfer over there.
Taylor - Fuck white guys, i love me some spick dick!
Taylor - Fuck white guys, i love me some spick dick!
by LoveSpickDicks November 12, 2011
Get the Spick Dickmug. by AlistairSmithersbottom September 23, 2009
Get the dick meetingmug. "Ive been on t shots for six months and my t dick is almost an inch now!"
"Im nonbinary and I wanna take t to make my voice deeper but im scared of growing a t dick"
"Im nonbinary and I wanna take t to make my voice deeper but im scared of growing a t dick"
by TranMan -8 December 9, 2020
Get the T Dickmug. The therapeutic use of male sexual reproductive organs to alleviate a number of maladies including; Stress, Insomnia, Depression, Anxiety, Agitation, Loneliness, Hunger, Thirst, Constipation, Priapism, Nutritional Deficiencies (Vitamin C, Zinc, Protein, Phosphates) and Blue Balls.
"Wow that girl desperately needs some Dick Therapy"
"Felt better after I watched some porn and had a little dick therapy"
"Felt better after I watched some porn and had a little dick therapy"
by kingjazzy October 13, 2014
Get the dick therapymug. Brad: Why is it taking Brandon so long to use the restroom?
Kevin: Didn't you hear? Brandon's dick doesn't work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
Brad: Shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp dick.
Brad: Did you hear the news? Brandon's dick is only 3 cm long!
Kevin: Yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp dick!
Kevin: Didn't you hear? Brandon's dick doesn't work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
Brad: Shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp dick.
Brad: Did you hear the news? Brandon's dick is only 3 cm long!
Kevin: Yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp dick!
by tiddleywinkz October 3, 2013
Get the gimp dickmug.