Dick Joust

When two or more men run at each other, fully erect, trying to knock the other(s) over.

Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.

by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017

Devil Dick

N. usually in reference to a 'fuckboy'

-A penis SO FUCKING ENCHANTED it is capable of putting one under a spell much like the devil himself. A penis so MAGNIFICENT that it will drive you to the point of absurdity just to obtain it. Proceed with caution.

(11:30p.m.)
'Hey stranger, wyd'
'I'm out w my girls'
'I can't get you out of my head..I wanna see you'
'BE GONE DEVIL DICK'

by Asking for a friend October 12, 2016

Spick Dick

What people call a Spanish guy's penis. Any central or south american guy you would normally call a spick. Well this spick has a dick so his dick is called a SPICK DICK, a beaner peener, or for his ball sack you'd call it a wetback nutsack.

Ashley - I'm lovin' that sexy blonde surfer over there.

Taylor - Fuck white guys, i love me some spick dick!

by LoveSpickDicks November 12, 2011

dick meeting

A gathering in which one or more dicks are present.

Oy! Gingerballs! What... are you on your way to a... dick meeting?

by AlistairSmithersbottom September 23, 2009

T Dick

The micropenis a trans AFAB grows while taking testosterone

"Ive been on t shots for six months and my t dick is almost an inch now!"

"Im nonbinary and I wanna take t to make my voice deeper but im scared of growing a t dick"

by TranMan -8 December 9, 2020

Dick Gumshoe

The biggest Miles Edgeworth simp bigger than Ema Skye

Jack: Who’s your favorite ace attorney character

Orange: Dick Gumshoe

by Thatonebi_bitch October 1, 2021

gimp dick

1. A penis that is deformed or does not function properly.

2. A very small penis.

Brad: Why is it taking Brandon so long to use the restroom?
Kevin: Didn't you hear? Brandon's dick doesn't work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
Brad: Shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp dick.

Brad: Did you hear the news? Brandon's dick is only 3 cm long!
Kevin: Yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp dick!

by tiddleywinkz October 3, 2013