an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.
"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"
by fireant812 August 17, 2023
Get the zach joke mug.You pull a Zach, when you kill yourself in video games. Like that one 10 year old with the username Zachsmashesmoms69, you played Minecraft Skywars with once on fill and he killed himself right before you won the game.
*John accident jumped off a cliff in Minecraft Skywars. “Goddamn it John, you are pulling a Zach, we were about to fucking win!!”
by Sir Tubby April 20, 2022
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Get the Life of Zach mug.Unknown conversion rate from standard minutes. Can be experienced most prevalently when trying to play a custom game. Time is proportional to the amount of dope smoked.
by wahtsuploser February 4, 2021
Get the Zach Minutes mug.A typical Zach is fast yet slow at everything else. Zach’s are very shy people and hate acting or speaking in public. If you meet a Zach you are extremely lucky and should be very proud of yourself.
by IWILLSUEYOU June 26, 2019
Get the Zach mug.Zach Moored it; To really make a mess of something
"I Zach Moored that exam. My parents are going to kill me"
" You've really Zach Moored that job up, you're fired"
"I Zach Moored that exam. My parents are going to kill me"
" You've really Zach Moored that job up, you're fired"
by Terrorian March 5, 2023
Get the Zach Moored it mug.The quarterback on the soccer team. He’s so hot you’ll melt because he is so sex on the eyes. He has the greatest shmolder of all.
by yourbestie December 11, 2022
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