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Science is the act of Disproving a hypothesis by scientific methods, testing, observation, and previously yet-to-be-disproved ideas such as Newton's Laws, or Albert Einstein's formula E=mc^2
Higher-Education-Teacher: "Okay class, what actually is science?"

Student: "Proving something right?"

Higher-Education-Teacher: "It's actually disproving a hypothesis by a means of testing"
by Anon-HE-Student October 10, 2018
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Liberal Arts and Science Academy

A public magnet high school in Austin, Texas. Commonly abbreviated to "LASA" or "LASA HS" although the latter doesn't really make sense since "Academy High School" is redundant. Used to share a building with LBJ but moved to the former Eastside/Johnston campus to relieve overcrowding.

Historically the school is one of the best academically, consistently ranked top 50 in the US. Prospective students must submit an entrance application to demonstrate their prowess. The school boasts high test scores and near perfect rates of graduation and acceptance to colleges. However, there is concern that admin is letting in too many retards after the move to the new building and that the school will become less "elite".

The atmosphere is quite sleepy and studious for the most part; no fights or bomb threats unlike every other school in Austin ISD. However, depression is commonplace and sleep deprivation is a flex. It's rare to go a day without hearing "kill myself" multiple times.

There is a high percentage of zesty people and other degenerates. The classes are filled with Asians and Indians who carry everyone else. Luckily, the Blacks at this school are chill (all 4 of them). Ironically it is one of the most diverse high schools in the district since many of them are 80%+ Mexican.

But despite being a respectably sized 5A school and having such a prestigious (so far) reputation, no one outside of AISD actually knows about it. It is unknown why LASA is so mysterious in the public eye.
LASA Kid #1: "Yo how do you use the Banach-Alaoglu Theorem for the function that satisfies the Riesz Representation Theorem over the Compact Hausdorff Space for question #1?"
LASA Kid #2: "Skibidi Balls"
LASA Kid #1: "Aww, thank you so much for the help pookie bear! Pull up to my house tonight; let's finish our homework and have gay sex!!!"
LASA Kid #2: "Sorry, but I have 29 different extracurricular activities to attend. I need to be constantly busy, depressed, and sleep deprived so I can sell my soul to Harvard."
LASA Kid #1: "Awesome! I'm gonna kill myself at exactly 8:42 PM tonight by ingesting 750 milligrams of potassium cyanide, chemical formula KCN."
LASA Kid #2: "What a totally average and normal conversation here at the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."

Vikramaditya Kusika Dattachaudhuri: "I go to the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."
Jack Smith (Westlake student): "Never heard of it, where's that?"
Vikramaditya: "In Austin ISD"
Jack: "Is it a private school?"
Vikramaditya: "Erm... acktually☝️🤓, LASA's a public school. It's also the best one in the Austin area, according to USNEWS and Niche."

Kevin Ling: "I go the Liberal Arts and Science Academy"
TreVontarious D'arquise Quantell VII (LBJ student): "I'll beat yo ass nerd"
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citizen science

A three-week, intensive introduction to the sciences for all first-year undergraduate students at Bard College.
Citizen Science sends students into a state of boredom that very easily leads to suicidal behavior.
by 69bridge January 9, 2011
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Science talent

A bunch of societal rejects on crack who may or may not be big brain.
did you hear that Joe is in science talent
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Hitire Science fiction

A new type of science fiction whose main subject is about the hitire a type of sex slave that has evolved into a quasiprofession.It is about all the drama,lust and passion surrounding them.It is always set in the future and includes movies,novels and graphic novels ect and sometimes overlaps with other types of science fiction and porn ect.
The word hitire is pronounced hi-ti-re.
by The Fury 13 October 18, 2010
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Science Class

A required class in School that teaches you shit the average sane human being will never use, such as how plants grow.
In science class, we learned how a plant reproduces. I'm going to be a insert job here!
by Fuery February 1, 2023
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Life Science Major

A Health Science Major Reject

(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)
Life science Major: Life Science is basically health science *huffs copium*

Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.
by premed guru June 18, 2025
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