ghost poser

A person whose likeness is used in place of an authors true likeness in order to protect their privacy and/or appear to be something they are not such that they may be able to speak to certain issues they otherwise wouldn’t be able to.
The author was so ugly he hired me to be his ghost poser. Now I’m on the back of every copy of his book 😎
by Cedar Eizen December 13, 2022
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poopoo poser

the poopoo poser shat said i cant play on my ps5. An absolute faeces faker, a suspicious shit if you will.
by your mom is hot >:) December 06, 2021
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Musical poser

Someone who tries to make fun of all the people that made fun of them in songs.
The musical poser made songs about people who made fun of him/her growing up so that nobody would mess with the musical poser.
by Solid Mantis May 07, 2020
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lollapa-poser

noun \ˈlä-lə-pə-ˈpō-zər\

Someone other than a music listener who goes to music festivals, like Lollapalooza, simply to look cool and have something to brag about; typically, they don't care about the music, let alone like it.
Person 1: So...did you hear? Josh wen-

Person 2: -went to Ozzfest, I know. You know, I know, and everyone at school probably knows. I think he Tweeted it while he was still there.

Person 1: *rolls eyes* Jeez, he's such a lollapa-poser. He's not even that big into music.
by Jambo_11 August 14, 2012
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Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.
-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.
by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016
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Bogus poser

A phrase usually used to describe someone that acts foolishly or commits unwise actions.
After acting foolishly in his class, Carl was labeled a bogus poser by his classmates.
by Lrocthestoner April 10, 2024
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Poser' Up

A form of fetish that glorifies the fetishization and dressing of "Posers" in a Sub-Cultural setting. Goth, Punk, Emo, etc.
Have you seen Erin Micklow recently? she's all Poser'd Up

I'd love to poser' up that chick i see all the time at Punk shows, she seems innocent enough.

Up the Poser'-Ups!
by WWACKO July 10, 2024
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