Diego Martir

Diego Martir is a very kind person. He is short and tanish, has curly hair, is a pro at soccer and has so much love to give around. He is beyond caring and everything about him is attractive . His dimples can make anyone fall in love and that’s what makes him Diego. He is a ladies man and can steal ya girl. Diego works out a lot and has like a 600 pack. Idc if hes short I LOVE HIM. He issa great kisser and and good hugger. Diego is a social media star too and has birthday is December 24 2003. What town do u want him to tour at?

Girl 1: "Look Its the HOTTIE Diego Martir."
Girl 2: "OMG Diego Martir GONNA B MY SNACK TONIGHT."
Girl 3: "NAH Diego Martir GONNA B MY DINNER

TONIGHT."
Girl 4: "He gonna like my booty."

by Diego.lover November 14, 2019

San Diego Wine Press

The sexual act of forcing one or two testicles into the anus of your sexual partner.

"The only thing more intimate than anal is a classic San Diego Wine Press."

"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."

"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"

by Thahash May 14, 2022

Diego

The man who posses a hammer between his legs.

Diego could beat me to death with that dick.

by Timtrocity March 25, 2022

diego

small penis, zero women, anime nerd, cheater, red flag, bad bf, doesnt know how to joke

omg did you just say diego??? girl get away from him he's a red flag!

by ihatemenlmao March 14, 2023

Diego Martir

Diego Martir is a boy who I love sm. He gives me so much joy and happiness. I have a fan page for him called @cutiiediego and I’ve been in the fandom for about 6 months now and I love it.
But back to Diego.
He makes me keep fighting, he gives me motivation to smile each day and not give up on myself.
I love him to the death of me and I could fr die for him, no matter what.

Diego Martir is the love of my life, I swear. Dm me and I’ll show myself Diego HAHAH

by Cutiiediego on Instagram June 19, 2019

diego..

diego is a crazy fucked up dude that thinks hes so fucking hard but in reality the biggest fucking pussy to live. not respecting women is gross btw.

diego.. is a gross women hater that also hates himself but will never do anything to fix himself.

by stupidassmf March 9, 2025

Diego

A fucken bitch who loves eating pupusas

Hey Diego you suck

by YessicaTheAbsoluteGreatest March 13, 2022