To continue building a joke up until it breaks down and leaves an awkward silence. So named because it is not unlike reaching the top of a flight of stairs, then putting your foot out for another step and stumbling because there isn't one.
"Dude, she's so easy a caveman could do her."
"She's the town bike!"
"So many people have fucked her, I got HIV!"
"... You just fucking top-stepped it, man..."
"She's the town bike!"
"So many people have fucked her, I got HIV!"
"... You just fucking top-stepped it, man..."
by Nichtus May 9, 2013
Get the Top-Stepmug. by Yesitreallyis!!!!! July 10, 2016
Get the Conversation topmug. by ly1212boom June 6, 2023
Get the top bustermug. An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.
Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"
by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006
Get the on time and on topmug. An individual who exceeds the standard disgrace monitor. An adjective is required to extend this statement in order to emphasise its disgracefulness. Once at the top level of disgracefulness, there is no way to exceed this standard.
by comp1banter May 18, 2011
Get the top disgracemug. 1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.
2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.
2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.
The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.
by LeddedBee August 17, 2019
Get the Top Sheetingmug. by Peanut#1 March 30, 2016
Get the cushion topmug.