top disgrace

An individual who exceeds the standard disgrace monitor. An adjective is required to extend this statement in order to emphasise its disgracefulness. Once at the top level of disgracefulness, there is no way to exceed this standard.

That Drake song is a top disgrace. I've never heard such horse wank in my life.

by comp1banter May 18, 2011

top shot

To make a moment on NBA Top Shot.

Did you see that fadeaway 3-pointer by Luka Doncic? They need to top shot that!

by mattpsyanalyst February 24, 2021

Top Slice

The finest tier available as compared to others, often used in finance to identity the financial instrument with the best pool of assets
The finest tier of models and performers as compared to others

That series AA fund is the Top Slice
That girl in the red dress is a Top Slice talent

by JoePlaya January 10, 2019

Top J

Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun

/täp/ /jā/

1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself

3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging

1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!

by Ole Dirty Dirty June 5, 2017

Conversation top

The one that does all the talking in a conversation.

That dude wouldn't let me get a word in! He is such a conversation top!

by Yesitreallyis!!!!! July 10, 2016

top buster

Someone described as the Top Buster is the person who overall busts the most nuts.

Corey is the Top Buster on the lacrosse team.

by ly1212boom June 6, 2023

on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006