potato fever

A strong romantic attraction towards Irish people

Daisy instantly fell in love with that Irish man, she has got the potato fever!

by dessskris May 30, 2018

potato hair

what they tell you is in your french fries....looks like a pube hair....

girl: OMG THERES A PUBE IN MY FRENCH FRIES!
chashire: NO ITS A POTATO HAIR!!!!!!
girl: A PUBE!!!!!!

by whateverdoesitmatter October 2, 2006

couch potato

One who watches excess amounts of television

It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

Couch Potato

The word for someone who sits on a couch for many ours and does nothing.

Also known as the man who lets girls Shrek him.

"I'd like to now how to be a great couch potato!"

by ㄑㄦ March 18, 2016

shirt potatoes

Slang for boobs / breasts / sweater puppies

j, i would say that your female friends respect you, but aren't likely to reveal their shirt potatoes to you unless they are in a real "what the hell" mood

by jklp November 10, 2008

potato wedge

delicious fast food item, wedge of potato covered in batter and deep fried to perfection

Matt: Man I'm so hungry

Paul: I would love a good potato wedge right about now

by Matthew Friesen December 5, 2007

crotch potato

similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.

Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her

Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"

by CDS the man from MD August 23, 2010