by cosmicgaming August 10, 2015
When you and your red wine drunk friends think Madagascar is Mozambique, creating an all encompassing term for similar snafus.
That was a classic Mozambique mix-up!
by Stephistar June 24, 2019
by Russian Mexican January 19, 2018
Damn Daniel, that mix disc you made me was lit.
I've been listening to straight fire all day from this mix disc you made me.
I've been listening to straight fire all day from this mix disc you made me.
by gjesus March 23, 2016
A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)
by HarleyCMC February 05, 2017
Spelling: Mi-he-lis
A guy that his big chad energy is able to break time and space continuum. With his penultimate power he can make reality whatever he pleases it to be.
He has an incredibly high iQ that even tests are not able to calculate as it overpasses the tests limits.
People say that Chuck Norris is an descendant of his, when Chuck was asked if he had any relations, his face went white and hid his tears.
Scientists have tried to calculate his big CHAD energy but were unable to because when they found the number they went crazy and were hospitalized.
Legend says that the most powerful and fearsome ALPHA MALES and SIGMA MALES gathered to defeat him, but were so easily defeated that they were erased from history as to not harm the Alpha male and sigma male PR.
Things Mixelis is known for:
•Impregnating a black hole
•Being the strongest Multi-universal being
•Not drinking Coffee in the morning
A guy that his big chad energy is able to break time and space continuum. With his penultimate power he can make reality whatever he pleases it to be.
He has an incredibly high iQ that even tests are not able to calculate as it overpasses the tests limits.
People say that Chuck Norris is an descendant of his, when Chuck was asked if he had any relations, his face went white and hid his tears.
Scientists have tried to calculate his big CHAD energy but were unable to because when they found the number they went crazy and were hospitalized.
Legend says that the most powerful and fearsome ALPHA MALES and SIGMA MALES gathered to defeat him, but were so easily defeated that they were erased from history as to not harm the Alpha male and sigma male PR.
Things Mixelis is known for:
•Impregnating a black hole
•Being the strongest Multi-universal being
•Not drinking Coffee in the morning
Alpha male1: wow is that Mixelis???
Alpha male2: DUDE DONT SAY THAT NAME OUT LOUD HE WILL ERASE YOU
Alpha male2: Alpha male1? Where are you?
Alpha male2: DUDE DONT SAY THAT NAME OUT LOUD HE WILL ERASE YOU
Alpha male2: Alpha male1? Where are you?
by Mixelis November 20, 2021
by Kweavo April 11, 2018