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SSR Eyes

Commonly referred to as "Crazy Eyes," SSR Eyes mainly manifest in mid 20s aged women as dead and lifeless eyes accompanied by a fake smile to conceal their rage and hatred towards men they can't control and women more attractive than them. They stand out most often while posing for pictures with other friends or family members that clearly have their lives put together.
John: I went out with this girl last night and when I first saw her, I wasn't surprised that she would ask me to mask up before getting down.

Chad: What gave it away?

John: I could see it in her SSR Eyes.
by InseparableTheBand June 7, 2022
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Eye raping

To intensily flirt with eyes in order to make a dude or a woman come over.
-What are you doing staring at that guy- looking down smiling?
-Shhh!.... I'm eye raping this dude..
-What's, Eye rap-
-Hush!.... he's comming over!
by Twocolorsocks December 9, 2010
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Eye molesting

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE
OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE
by Who cares? December 17, 2005
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dick eyes

when a girl has eyes that make it look like she just wants to suck a dick
Yo that bitch has some major dick eyes
by maggs November 29, 2004
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bright eyes

indie band thats headed by Conor Oberst and various friends of his.
No Lies, Just Love made me want to Love, Fuck, and Die at the same time.
by Kaitlin October 8, 2003
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whispering eye

pussy,cunny,cunt, twat, beaver,bearded clam, vertical smile, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco,

catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit,

hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, rattlesnake canyon, bush,

flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town,

split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes,

altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten
Mariah has a whispering eye
Courtney has a whispering eye
Liz has a whispering eye
by Me from China March 25, 2009
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japs eye

slang term for the small 'japanese eye' shaped hole at the end of the penis.
'Stephen hit the ceiling after inserting mustard up his japs eye'
by donkeyboyd April 18, 2006
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