Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.
by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 13, 2017
N. usually in reference to a 'fuckboy'
-A penis SO FUCKING ENCHANTED it is capable of putting one under a spell much like the devil himself. A penis so MAGNIFICENT that it will drive you to the point of absurdity just to obtain it. Proceed with caution.
-A penis SO FUCKING ENCHANTED it is capable of putting one under a spell much like the devil himself. A penis so MAGNIFICENT that it will drive you to the point of absurdity just to obtain it. Proceed with caution.
(11:30p.m.)
'Hey stranger, wyd'
'I'm out w my girls'
'I can't get you out of my head..I wanna see you'
'BE GONE DEVIL DICK'
'Hey stranger, wyd'
'I'm out w my girls'
'I can't get you out of my head..I wanna see you'
'BE GONE DEVIL DICK'
by Asking for a friend October 12, 2016
What people call a Spanish guy's penis. Any central or south american guy you would normally call a spick. Well this spick has a dick so his dick is called a SPICK DICK, a beaner peener, or for his ball sack you'd call it a wetback nutsack.
Ashley - I'm lovin' that sexy blonde surfer over there.
Taylor - Fuck white guys, i love me some spick dick!
Taylor - Fuck white guys, i love me some spick dick!
by LoveSpickDicks November 12, 2011
by AlistairSmithersbottom September 24, 2009
"Ive been on t shots for six months and my t dick is almost an inch now!"
"Im nonbinary and I wanna take t to make my voice deeper but im scared of growing a t dick"
"Im nonbinary and I wanna take t to make my voice deeper but im scared of growing a t dick"
by TranMan -8 December 09, 2020
Brad: Why is it taking Brandon so long to use the restroom?
Kevin: Didn't you hear? Brandon's dick doesn't work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
Brad: Shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp dick.
Brad: Did you hear the news? Brandon's dick is only 3 cm long!
Kevin: Yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp dick!
Kevin: Didn't you hear? Brandon's dick doesn't work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
Brad: Shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp dick.
Brad: Did you hear the news? Brandon's dick is only 3 cm long!
Kevin: Yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp dick!
by tiddleywinkz October 04, 2013
When a guy ejaculates in a females vagina and leaves it in for a few minutes before he pulls out his penis. He then goes in about his day without showering, and the pussy juice and cum dries up on his dick. He now has nut dick.
by Dr linguistics February 06, 2018