colostomy bag

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.

When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.

by blake November 19, 2003

Plastic Bag

Something that you pull over your head when trying to kill yourself.

Wal-Mart gives away plastic bags for free as part of their plot to have everyone kill themselves easier.

by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009

Coin Bagging

Similar to "Tea-Bagging". Refers to the act of individually placing ones testicles on another persons eye sockets.

Each testicle should sag into the respective eye sockets of the victim, resembling that of a coin bag resting on the ground. Usually done when the scrotum is most relaxed and saggy. Thus, hot summer days are optimal.

Coin Bagging:

GG: Yo JMarc, what happened with that babe after the bar last night?

JMarc: Man, she was way to drunk and passed out in my bed.

GG: Thats it?!

JMarc: No man, it was boiling in my room, so I coin bagged the shit out of her!

by DoobleTrooble December 9, 2009

deuche bag

This originally meant, literally, a bag to carry a device that women cleansed their vaginas with. It's now used as an insult, mostly against males, similar to calling them a jerk, bastard, etc. What the insult specifically implies seems to depend on regional vernacular.

"John, you're such a deuche bag for cheating on me."

by doomweasel October 26, 2005

noush bag

someone who is fun to hang out with, always a good time. noush bags don't need alcohol to have fun, but rather rely on their "witty" sense of humor to remain endearing to their companions. abundantly entertaining, a noush bag's only downfall is its fundamentalist and zealous moral standards, and their propensity to become verbose and complicate communication by carefully complicating their syntax. noush bags are generally attractive.

"my girlfriend was being such a noush bag at that Degrassi party last night"

by stephen j.j. dedalus August 5, 2009

bag of ferrets

utterly mental or possibly furious to the point of no control

'What do I think of George W.? - Mad as a bag of ferrets!'

'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'

by Jondo March 4, 2008

bag of twat

A person who has no friends due to the fact that they are always being extra in their school work. Mostly used to describe an annoying "overachiever".

Uh, this dude is so extra, he's totally being a bag of twat right now. No wonder he has no friends.

by Un-overachiever December 16, 2016