Tedford

Best last name in the world

i wish my last name was tedford because then i would be the best

by Nicklenick June 17, 2008

Teddiursa

"Littlebear" Pokemon. If it finds honey, its crescent mark glows. It always licks its paws because they are soaked with honey. Before food becomes scarce in wintertime, its habit is to hoard food in many hidden locations. It always licks honey. Its palm tastes sweet because of all the honey it has absorbed.

My Teddiursa is sweet!!1 He looks like a Teddy Bear.

by Eyeballflyball June 19, 2006

tede

A tedious person, person who inspires boredom.

"Just shut up about it, you tede."

by David Murray October 3, 2006

Teddy sized

Anything can be teddy sized if its really fucking huge, just as teddy is

Man that was a fucking teddy sized breakfast!

by Broagan October 8, 2008

teddybomber

the greatest shot in the entire world. yummy

when Leigh invented the Teddybomber, and Rena named it, a Star Was Born.

by Teddybomber Lover April 12, 2011

Teddybomber

A shot consisting of 1/3 vanilla vodka, 1/3 espresso vodka, and 1/3 whipped cream vodka, with a splash of vanilla coke.

After all those teddybombers last night, I had trouble waking up this morning!

by luvleigh43 January 24, 2011

Tedsuzan

An absurd, hilarious, sublime, kind, and novel performer. Blow dries his tongue every once in a while.

That Tedsuzan... he's done it again with those jokes!

by LaLaLa Sing June 9, 2011