Love Tap

In Nascar, a driver comes behind another and nudges them to let them know they mean business.

"OH, Jeff Gordon gives Matt Kenseth a massive bump FOR THE WIN!"
"OH, WOW! That was way more aggresive than a simple Love Tap."

by Nintendoid24 July 27, 2007

tap the keg

to fuck a fat bitch. most often occurs after a night of heavy drinking when either the beer has impared your judgment or desperation to get your dick wet has set in.

that bitch is so fat she looks like a keg with legs, why don't you go tap the keg

by Weigel June 28, 2005

tap wine

This is what you get from turning tap water into wine.

Jesus was caught doing that and selling tap wine to people. This is believed to be what lead to his crucifixion.

Firas Zeineddine hosting a kick-ass party

Sexy Girl: Firas, we are out of wine!!!!

Firas: No worries. Why don't I show you how to prepare tap wine and you show me how you work it out in return wink

Sexy Girl: Meow

by zizo2xo November 05, 2011

Barnacle Tapping

Taking home the most rachet girl from an island or nautical themed bar.

Steve went home with a sea creature last night. Totally barnacle tapping.

by Turtle Rider August 12, 2013

Tapped Out

When your having sex with a girl and she can't carry on because she's f@*ked from f@*king. Exhausted to the point she has to sleep.

He f@*ked me that good I tapped out

by Annoyed girlfriend April 08, 2021

three tap

Self Cleaning Weed. distributed by Neely tap once to remove stems, twice for seeds (the 2nd tap is skipped if you are Neely, and like to smoke seeds so you dont have to wear a condom) and three times to remove anything missed by the first two

Man Neely, fucking three tap.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Played taps

Banging a chicks head against the headboard while fucking.

A) I played taps with her head last night.

by Dimes January 30, 2008