While sitting in a hard surface such as a wooden chair, tempt fate by cutting a fart and accidentally shit. As a result from the hard surface the shit is forced to the back and front drenching your ball bag in wet play-doh.
Man 1.Dude, last night I went to blow ass and accidentally sharted all over my balls.
Man 2. Damn dude, you had Shit Stained Balls..
Man 2. Damn dude, you had Shit Stained Balls..
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Get the wank stain mug.a rock group from springfield, mass. they've produced hit songs like "Its been awhile", "So Far Away", and "Right Here", but all of there songs are good. they started as J-CAT but soon changed there name to Staind. In 1996 they released "Tormented" a nightmarish self-released album. They only produced 4000 copies of the album originally. Around 1998 Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst signed the group to flip records, and in 1999 they released "Dysfunction". it wasn't as angry or suicidal as Tormented but was very angry sounding. They released "Just Go", "Mudshovel", and "Home" as singles. On the family values tour they released the live song "Outside" which was there first main-stream hit. In 2001 they released "Break The Cycle" which spawned hits like "Its been awhile", "Fade", "For You", and "Epiphany" it has sold 5x Platinum in america. They released "14 shades of grey" in 2003. Frontman Aaron lewis had a daughter now and wrote songs about her. it spawned the hits "So Far Away", and "Price To Play". In 2005 they released there 5th album "Chapter V" which has sold platinum and held the gold selling single "Right Here". they released "The singles" in 2006 with a remastered version of "Come Again" which was on "Tormented" and in 2008 they released "Illusion of Progress" which they called there most musical album. Staind is a great band with emotional lyrics and are one of the best bands out there.
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1. a person, place, or object which has caused annoyance or embarrassment
2. a part of the psychic apparatus that experiences and reacts to the outside world and thus mediates experiences of discomfort, hardship, or embarrassment, most commonly through alcohol
-verb
1. to take advantage
1. a person, place, or object which has caused annoyance or embarrassment
2. a part of the psychic apparatus that experiences and reacts to the outside world and thus mediates experiences of discomfort, hardship, or embarrassment, most commonly through alcohol
-verb
1. to take advantage
Those guys were stains.
I drank fifteen beers last night; my stain is huge right now.
I stained that girl out last night.
I drank fifteen beers last night; my stain is huge right now.
I stained that girl out last night.
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Get the staind mug.Staint Is a feeling of being sustained, usually from a narcotic of some sort.
It can also be used as a short term for sustained, as it the term “Staint” doesn’t have to be directly involved with a narcotic, however that is when it is most commonly used.
It can also be used as a short term for sustained, as it the term “Staint” doesn’t have to be directly involved with a narcotic, however that is when it is most commonly used.
1. Derrick Drunk some lean and felt very Staint
2. Mom I ate this great donut at Krispy Kreme made me feel so Staint
2. Mom I ate this great donut at Krispy Kreme made me feel so Staint
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