squishy girl

Any kind of woman with a large butt or large breasts.

Damn! That is one squishy girl!

by Dargonkill June 15, 2016

SquishyMuffinz

SquishyMuffinz is sometimes referred to as the NA god but is actually just a washed world champ. Hands down he is the best player on the Cloud9 Esports team for Rocket League but they are not the best as a team. If you come across SquishyMuffinz in a match and ask for a sign do not expect one he will ignore ur ass harder than NeatMike ignores his subscribers and he'll leave faster than my dad.

You're as nuts as SquishyMuffinz if he was a freestyler.

by ToknRL March 25, 2020

oh so squishy and so fat

Cute, likable, of a cute physical nature or appearance. Does not literally mean chubby, or anything of that nature. Fun to say, record yourself saying it and then listen to it. Do not ever say it to teachers.

Also written: ososquishyandsofat
Pronounced: o-so-squishy-nd-so-....FAAT

1. Cat: Meeeow?
Me: You are oh so squishy and so fat

2. cat tries to jump thru my bedroom window, not realising glass is impenetrable, a solid mass
Me: to self Oh so squishy and so fat.

by mynameisanna December 7, 2006

Squishyface

Retarded people who update thier facebook status every 5 fucking seconds saying how they have the most amazing bf/gf when they really have only been dating them for 2 goddamn weeks.

OMG FUCKING SQUISHYFACE STOP UPDATING!!! WE DONT CARE!!!!!

by POed Social networker August 8, 2010

Celtic Squash

When getting your salad tossed you void your bowels all over the salad tossers face and proceed to sit on their face.

Holy shit. I killed that girl with a celtic squash!

by CelticSquasher October 2, 2008

bird squash

worm chew from bird spit in babies mouths

mommy bird gave the hungry baby bird bird squash for dinner

by mommy bird July 25, 2010

Squashed tomato

To put it simple: a penis that is wider than it is long.

Holy shit dude! That guy has a squashed tomato!

by Bojojo1 July 14, 2011